Spicy Seagull Bait

Warning: one whiff of this fiery crunch and the gulls will circle like it’s French-fry Friday.

A riptide of corn & rice Chex, Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its, goldfish, garlic rye chips, seasoned pretzels, and a double–deck of sesame & Italian breadsticks—each piece toasted in our beach-blistering spice blend that swoops from smoky cayenne to savory garlic. It’s the coastal snack mix that turns casual nibblers into full-on pier-side poachers (feathered and otherwise).

Tasting notes:

• First wave: buttery crunch with a salty sea-spray kiss

• Second set: jalapeño heat riding a garlic-rye undertow

• Final breaker: lingering spice that begs another handful

Perfect for bonfire nights, hammock hangs, and keeping the seagulls diverted while you guard your Big Beach Cookies. Grab a bag, hold on tight, and remember: don’t feed the wildlife—eat it before they do!